Machete (Film)



My man Danny Trejo rips through motherf**kers in, "Machete." Robert rodriguez never ceases to amaze me; Danny trejo too for that matter.

OH MY GOODNESS! So Lindsey lohans character and her mom make porns together and trejo gets it on with a naked lohan and a hot older woman who plays her mom. No bullshit. It's 3:13 in the morning and my night has now turned into a perfect one. Lindsey freakin lohan's boobies just made me so happy :-).

I mean if you're a film buff, as I am, i would most certainly reccomend it. It's one of those corny, rodriguez flicks; dark comedy, serious ass kicking, gory and entertaining. And all jokes aside, lohan is surprsingly very good in this i though at least...seriously. No bullshit; put aside the fact that u get to see her and her mom messing around in the pool and trejo comes in and bangs em on camera and sends it to the husband/father who set him up, put aside the fact u get to see some lohan boobies; I thought it was very entertaining.

And rodriguez put together a somewhat all star cast, albeit very odd/interesting, but they all worked well together. Trejo, steven segal, Michelle rodriquez, cheech, lohan, Jess alba and de Niro